Oh right, it was a threat. I get it, why didn't you say so earlier?... I mean with all this talk of loving me and Jesus being fun, here I thought you, omega and I were buddies. Now it's all veiled threats and allusions to dark demonic forces controlling my actions (rather confusing given Omega's certainty that it was God controlling my actions).
As for going down to Australia, I am already there. Aside from a brief stint living in France, (et salut a tous mes amis francais), I have lived down under my entire life. If you want to say hell, if you mean that your loving God will brutally torture me for the rest of eternity, quit pussy-footing around and just say it. A little honesty goes down a treat.
The end is nigh, as apparently it has been for the last 2000 years. If you are a young earth creationist this would mean a full third of the history of the earth has been the end times, I don't know about you but I'm getting a little sick of waiting. Of course I haven't been waiting the longest, there's still some old hebrew man who was present at Jesus' talk still hanging around waiting for his messiah to show up in his life-time as promised.
However as much as you're sitting there threatening me, I still like you. After all, you think my jokes are funny. Isn't a friend someone who'll laugh at you? Or is that with you? I never can remember.
Yours.
Michael.