Received an entry from your guestbook. Date : 5/26/2002 Time : 11:55 PM Name : Baby Jesus Email : babyjesus@heaven.com Web Site : http://www.divine-interventions.com/ Location : Valhalla, Pearly Gates, Heaven Comments : Dear God,
Please take Marty Lineberry from Earth this day, and deposit him with those who doth dare defile divinity--for with his messages of hate he hath surely done this--into the fires of Hell.
Please God, ask your brother Satan to chain him with Buddhists who will chant annoyingly for all eternity within his earshot.
Please God, ask your brother Satan to chain him with Jews who have not accepted Jesus into their heart who will force him to eat kosher.
Please God, ask your brother Satan to chain him with homosexuals who will widen his sphincter and abuse his prostate while he moans with pleasure begging for more.
Please God, ask your brother Satan to chain him with blacks and hispanics who carry loud radios spewing Satanic rap music.
Please God, in the name of your son Jesus and his Blessed Mother, the most favored Virgin of Gudalupe and other third world cities,hear and answer my prayer and smite this man who spreads messages of hate and destruction in Your Holy Name.
Deliver Marty for Justice to thy brother Satan and free your people on Earth to pursue truly Christian lives free from the hate of Marty and his squad of hate mongers.
Thank you, God. Baby Jesus