Hell, I don't even know where to start with this one. I don't know whether to argue/debate with this Almonte guy or the other members involved in this discussion.
In response to your post, Almonte, you almost had it right. Unfortunately, 99% of the rest of your post is completely full of rubbish. The only reason why you believe the Bible to be nonsense is because you do not understand it very well. You "THINK" you understand it. Well, I have news for you---you're misunderstood. Infact, you're not even half way there yet. You have to understand that everything written in the Bible is a mystery. It's not that easy to understand, I'll tell you that right now.
I have an article that discusses about John 1:1. It's pretty lengthy. After reading it, it will boggle your Islam mind, Almonte. Care for me to send it to you?